All The Single Ladies!!!
So I just started working in downtown Atlanta and I must say it’s a whole new world. Yes it’s over flowing with single black men but Ladies you are not what they want: they want your man not you. So what are you to do when you find yourself being classified as a single woman looking to mingle, and there’s no one to mingle with? Follow these steps and you’ll be alright. . .
1. Move out of Atlanta!!! Go somewhere else or at least visit friends and family who live out of state and do this more frequently. See they’ll think you are coming for them; they don’t need to know you are on the prowl.
2. If you are more modern than others, try these online dating sites.
3. Advertise; tell others that you are looking just in case they know someone.
And if all fails. . . .
4. Go back home and find your husband!!! Find that JSS or high school guy that you kind of liked and locate him on Facebook, see if he’s still single and get to planning.
Statics say 44% of Black women will never get married. I say I’m not Black I’m African so I have no fear, I have men back home waiting and longing for their African queen to arrive so whatever. LOOOOL
What do you say we start saving to go find the single man of someone else’s dream but will fit fine in my dream too. LOL.
PS: Ignore those stupid sayings that 30 is the new 20 and 40 is the new 30. No honey, 30 is freaking 30 so start taking your calcium pills and working out.
Just a thought!